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For those of you that remember this:

HP, GP, NC-17
Warning: comma abuse

As revelations go, it wasn't the fact that Harry was writhing and moaning loudly (sounding like two Tom cats going at it down some dirty, dust-strewn back alley) on top of the 600 per square inch thread count egyptian cotton sheets that covered their vast, hand-carved, antique, Jacobean four poster bed whilst pumping his weeping, turgid member with one calloused, quidditch toned hand that shocked Ginny Potter the most; it was the fact that he was doing it in unison with thrusting an enormous, metallic, pink dildo - covered with purple hearts - in and out of his Boy Butter slicked greedy, fluttering hole with the other hand, looking for all the world like a sweaty, self satisfied, push-me-pull-you.

from [livejournal.com profile] sansa1970's Multi-fandom Celebration of Worst First Lines, I finally have a picture of the pink dildo, covered with purple hearts, that inspired the drabble.



Photobucket

Date: 2009-09-02 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-mint.livejournal.com
LOL!

Oh my God, I don't even - what is - that is...just...so cool!

Date: 2009-09-02 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fran-fic.livejournal.com
Oh, that's so cute it's almost sad to shove it where it can't be seen ^____~

Date: 2009-09-02 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delorispea.livejournal.com
I CHOKED ON MY FOOD AT BOY BUTTER, HAHAHAHA.

LOL!

Date: 2009-09-02 07:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-02 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maab-connor.livejournal.com
... ... ... yeah, i've got nothin.

Date: 2009-09-02 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldenuf2nb.livejournal.com
How pretty!

Date: 2009-09-03 03:31 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-03 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
And it even has cream on top!

Date: 2009-09-03 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
Absolutely. The pic was taken by a friend during a blow job workshop.

Date: 2009-09-03 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
It's the spread that spreads all over!

Date: 2009-09-03 04:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-03 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
As in no comment or no dildo?

Date: 2009-09-03 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
Isn't it just. *nods*

Date: 2009-09-03 04:31 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-03 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maab-connor.livejournal.com
no comment. i think that that pic broke me.

Date: 2009-09-03 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
Awww. It is a pretty shade of pink.

Date: 2009-09-03 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bornof-sorrow.livejournal.com
see, 'cos this was funny enough but then there are actual blow job workshops...? My Thursday evening suddenly seems so tame...

Date: 2009-09-03 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
Yep. For ladies who are shy about such matters. There's another on spanking soon.

Date: 2009-09-04 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bornof-sorrow.livejournal.com
Now I want to know how much such things cost and how one becomes qualified to teach one? *Genuinely fascinated*

Hope you don't mind my being nosy about such things...

Guess I'm a total square and thought most people picked it up as they went along, but then as I think about it there are bound to be those who wish to be clearly instructed and those who wish to improve their technique independently of partners *ponders thoughtfully*

I have to say my life has increased its fun quotient since you came in it :D

Date: 2009-09-04 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
my life has increased its fun quotient since you came in it

*blushes* Awww. What a lovely thing to say. More info here.

Date: 2009-09-04 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bornof-sorrow.livejournal.com
's true. Two words:boy butter

:DDD

thanks for the link, will explore...

Date: 2009-09-05 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sugareey.livejournal.com
Okay...it's so cute but like, not. I'm not sure what to say right now! :O

Date: 2009-09-05 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlite-tryst.livejournal.com
I rather like the purple hearts. *winks*

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