For those of you that remember this:
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As revelations go, it wasn't the fact that Harry was writhing and moaning loudly (sounding like two Tom cats going at it down some dirty, dust-strewn back alley) on top of the 600 per square inch thread count egyptian cotton sheets that covered their vast, hand-carved, antique, Jacobean four poster bed whilst pumping his weeping, turgid member with one calloused, quidditch toned hand that shocked Ginny Potter the most; it was the fact that he was doing it in unison with thrusting an enormous, metallic, pink dildo - covered with purple hearts - in and out of his Boy Butter slicked greedy, fluttering hole with the other hand, looking for all the world like a sweaty, self satisfied, push-me-pull-you.
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sansa1970's Multi-fandom Celebration of Worst First Lines, I finally have a picture of the pink dildo, covered with purple hearts, that inspired the drabble.

HP, GP, NC-17
Warning: comma abuse
As revelations go, it wasn't the fact that Harry was writhing and moaning loudly (sounding like two Tom cats going at it down some dirty, dust-strewn back alley) on top of the 600 per square inch thread count egyptian cotton sheets that covered their vast, hand-carved, antique, Jacobean four poster bed whilst pumping his weeping, turgid member with one calloused, quidditch toned hand that shocked Ginny Potter the most; it was the fact that he was doing it in unison with thrusting an enormous, metallic, pink dildo - covered with purple hearts - in and out of his Boy Butter slicked greedy, fluttering hole with the other hand, looking for all the world like a sweaty, self satisfied, push-me-pull-you.
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Date: 2009-09-02 06:17 pm (UTC)Oh my God, I don't even - what is - that is...just...so cool!
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Date: 2009-09-02 06:49 pm (UTC)LOL!
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Date: 2009-09-04 12:44 am (UTC)Hope you don't mind my being nosy about such things...
Guess I'm a total square and thought most people picked it up as they went along, but then as I think about it there are bound to be those who wish to be clearly instructed and those who wish to improve their technique independently of partners *ponders thoughtfully*
I have to say my life has increased its fun quotient since you came in it :D
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Date: 2009-09-04 05:06 am (UTC)*blushes* Awww. What a lovely thing to say. More info here.
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Date: 2009-09-04 09:06 am (UTC):DDD
thanks for the link, will explore...
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