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Worst First Lines Drabble
Aug. 16th, 2009 11:26 amAfter reading the entries for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sansa1970's Multi-fandom Celebration of Worst First Lines, I was inspired to try my own.
HP, GP, NC-17
Warning: comma abuse
As revelations go, it wasn't the fact that Harry was writhing and moaning loudly (sounding like two Tom cats going at it down some dirty, dust-strewn back alley) on top of the 600 per square inch thread count egyptian cotton sheets that covered their vast, hand-carved, antique, Jacobean four poster bed whilst pumping his weeping, turgid member with one calloused, quidditch toned hand that shocked Ginny Potter the most; it was the fact that he was doing it in unison with thrusting an enormous, metallic, pink vibrator - covered with purple hearts - in and out of his Boy Butter slicked greedy, fluttering hole with the other hand, looking for all the world like a sweaty, self satisfied, push-me-pull-you.
sansa1970's Multi-fandom Celebration of Worst First Lines, I was inspired to try my own.HP, GP, NC-17
Warning: comma abuse
As revelations go, it wasn't the fact that Harry was writhing and moaning loudly (sounding like two Tom cats going at it down some dirty, dust-strewn back alley) on top of the 600 per square inch thread count egyptian cotton sheets that covered their vast, hand-carved, antique, Jacobean four poster bed whilst pumping his weeping, turgid member with one calloused, quidditch toned hand that shocked Ginny Potter the most; it was the fact that he was doing it in unison with thrusting an enormous, metallic, pink vibrator - covered with purple hearts - in and out of his Boy Butter slicked greedy, fluttering hole with the other hand, looking for all the world like a sweaty, self satisfied, push-me-pull-you.
